Hi, glad you're here! This is the closest-possible-to-official page of the musician and artist Scout. Thats me! This is a bit of a portfolio wrapped in a personal project. I hope you enjoy my site and all its clashing aesthetic, and I hope you especially enjoy the parts where it is obvious my code is being held together by duct tape.

Because this is my official site I have some obligation to make this a streamlined experience. If you don't want to wade through the different little creeks and eddys about this lake to find my other pages, take a gander at some of these bad boys down below. I recommend the soundcloud if you like to hear lots of drafts.

im looking for stupid fuckig instagrams vectors rn but i hate them so they have to wait

Scouts gonna be performing in a virtual music fesival! Yippie! - Deutsche Welle auf Englisch oder so             Oi, me bollocks itch - BBC Reporting             Turnen ist mein Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach. Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Turnen oder was? - Rita und Rolli Offizielle Nachrichten             NHLPA, NHL Announce 2020-21 Medical Protocols, Transition Rules And Approval of a Change to NHL Rule 83 - NHLPA via nhlpa.com             "More New Music is on the Way" sources close to Scout reveal - CounterPunch

Despite being an idiot with stagefright and also a fear of people I know in real life knowing about my interests and creations, I joined a virtual fesitval/collective of really cool and talented indie artists on instagram, @fromourattics! Live streams will start soon but as of right now you can check out the currently published bios and links to some of the folks involved. Massive shoutout to @divingstation95 for orchestrating the whole thing.

I seriously recommend it, I've heard so many really good tracks in the past 3 days just getting to know everyone



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I said this was also a personal project right? Well this section full of random shit is for me to test my limits. To awaken my mangeky┼Ź sharingan. tch. but you wouldn't understand. *teleports behind you, fourloko in hand* heh, well, nothing personnel, kid. *singlehand chops you in a pressure point in the back of your neck and you black out*

alright enough of that lot. have at you, miscellaneous items

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Ah shit. Graham Coxon's run off again. You can follow Milky as he goes to the error page to look for him.

not-quite-comprehensive to-do list:

  • finish the point and click game <<< SERIOUSLY
  • fix index alignments
  • proper anime pages
  • re-order art pages
  • digital art page (and the java bits)
  • fine art page
  • fix guestbook <<< PLEASE
  • aesthetics page
  • 2020 best ofs pages
  • put items into folders on my dashboard (clean up my random a million .pngs that are making this an organizational nightmare)
  • mobile testing? other browsers?


01.01.2021 - i made myself a button and worked a bit on my music pages... best of 2020 lists incoming. at some point.

23.12.2020 - i made an ep two days ago, and finished the page for the EP just now.i think it looks really nice :) i made some minor changes, cleaned up some sloppy shit, and added some more sillies

05.12.2020 - i have been toiling away figuring out how to do a guestbook right because as it turns out, it does not work.

28.11.2020 - i actually changed quite a lot about the main page. i added a ticker for updates specifically about music release stuff, i changed the layout once more, added some new blinkies to replace text, and am now gonna tackle a mutuals link box perhaps. i still have to finish the ep im working on.

25.10.2020 - though i haven't been logging them until now, i have made some minor visual changes to different parts of the site. The most obvious one comes from today in which I have added glass panels to the album window which i think looks rather neat. have you guys listened to the new gorillaz album? im loving it, obviously a handful of the album i have already been listening to since january but the full 'album' officially released on the 23rd (also it was both a funky monky and penis friday btw so epic win on gorillaz part for lining that up) and wow its so good. really. its grounded me back into reality a bit, made me feel better, reminded me theres something to look forward to but hey! thats how album releases for all of my fave bands usually go. still owe so much to radioheads moon shaped pool release activities bonanza to keep me going back in 2016. i was not doing so hot then as i havent been doing so hot now but roight then luv its all a bit mental innit as you were aha come on you know LGx

13.10.2020 - not an update but have you ever seen a .png file on your computer screen that was so crisp that you thought you were going to be sick?

09.10.2020 - did a LOT to the foyer as one might say and now my home page has all of the lists and shit. speaking of homepage, i also changed a lot of the graphics. i'm still working on this though since its not aligning the way i would like yet. oh yeah. its all coming together now.

07.10.2020 part 2 - I made a contact me page :) so you can contact me :) I am also now doing the art directory because i got distracted by the contact me project :)

07.10.2020 - its been a while lmao. so currently i am very very busy at work doing halloween run up in both design and production BUT i am committing myself today to completely revamping my art pages on here since, frankly, the section takes up too much of the homepage visually and i built this site around my music more. i'm gonna be messing with some cool hover effects on that directory page so eyes peeled as it were x

14.09.2020 - ok i didn't actually update anything on this site but i DID finally finish a song i had been sitting on because the recording quality for the vocals was quite bad. unrelated - i cant get the outro to blur's on the way to the club out of my head and its mixing with the outro from radiohead's daydreaming which is leading me right onto decks dark and. god my mind... i'm so smart. i forgot to finish the other half of this post yesterday so now its 15.09.2020 oops

11.09.2020 - overflowed the to-do list... tryingt to center the elements now

08.09.2020 - minor cosmetic changes made while watching the tour de france at work. my split attention may have mystery consequences for the layout... we will see

30.08.2020 part 4 - Ok everythings a little better now. I also stocked the fridge which means I have to finish my fun little surprise game and make the page to embed it on and then I'll be set! if that proves to take up a lot of space I might consider doing supporter so I can have even more room to add weird random shit to this site. I want it to look like the radiohead wayback machine that had what felt like a million side-streets to navigate through. I want people to waste at least a half hour just dicking around on here. I love to waste time

30.08.2020 part 3 - GOD DAMN IT what am I doing wrong here???

30.08.2020 part 2 - I have slightly unfucked it I think, however from browser to browser my page looks different. This is unfortunate. I have to get the inline elements to behave and also spread out a little bit from eachother before I even think about touching the art pages because I know they will be more fun with some of the silly little javascript shits i have planned >:3 and I will never get back to what I'm doing here.

30.08.2020 - I do most of my work after midnight so it comes as no surprise that I have just somehow royally fucked up my page. Lets see how this pans out. I have also added <hr> lines so that update entries are less big-block-of-nasty-text. like ew lol who wants to look at that? i have adhd

29.08.2020 - I was working on my digital art page and trying to fix the alignment of the boxes on my index page but ended up being really busy today and didn't get to as much as I wanted to

28.08.2020 part 2 (29.8.2020 12:06a) - still looks like shit but I'm sleepy

28.08.2020 - I have added an update box. Yippy! What is immediately next to do is selecting art works I don't hate to put in my still-not-yet-hyperlinked art hyperlinx. section? as it were. gibts gar kein bock ahaa... I also am building a VERY simple point and click game to embed into the site as a little hidden goodie thing :) I've just been busy with work and when I get home I don't want to look at a screen even more (I do graphic design). it looks like shit right now i gotta put everything into grid or whatever


if you are a mutual and have a button you like lmk and i'll link you i prommy

if you ever wanna link me, feel free to use this button!!